Recent Movie Reviews


Dot Dot Dot - Animated Dot Dot Dot - Animated

Rated 5 / 5 stars

GOPER TUNA!
BRING MORE TUNA!
STATUE OF BIG DOG WITH FLEAS!
Some men like cheese...
Hot temperate cheese...
Green chalk that taste like hippies...
You caught to rocks?
Pet two cool rats...
You don't get cheese or chicken...

Play chess all day...
Hold his sock tips...

She sold me good, hot chicken...
Saucy hot peas...
Get me cod, please..
Rock talks to boy who believes...

Suck juice from moose
Fun, handsome goose,
Cement pizza? Noobie please!

Open bra top,
Get him locked up,
Leaky aquariataries.

Look there fruit loop!
Don't sue YouTube!
They wrote teh dictionary...!

SALSA COOKIES!
WINDMILL COOKIES!
THEY GAVE YOU GONORRHEA!

THIS OCTOPUS!
LETS GIVE HIM BOOTS!
SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA!

OW, PAPER CUT!
SAND PAPER, AHH!
POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN!

GO TASTE THE DIP!
IT'S MADE WITH COOL WHIP!
MAKE ROOM FOR aaaAAAaaa!
PIECE OF LOVELY Cake!



Galactic Power Wizards Galactic Power Wizards

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Animation, 4
Comedy, 3
Length, 3
Voice acting, a cringe worthy 2
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Total average: 3 Stars

Anything that's worth doing, is worth doing right, and your length is not right at all.
Many new animators make the mistake of wanting to "put something out there" as quickly as possible, so they rush to finish their projects, and we get things like this very short animation.

I don't know how long it actually was(I didn't count) but it felt to be around 30 seconds.
Now, I'm not saying all animation NEED to be long to be good, but I'm saying that in your particular case, a lengthier animation was necessary.

There was no exposition, no plot, no resolution, no climax, and no punchline.
The only characters that seemed likable in this case, where the seals.
If you plan on making more of these, here's a couple goals you can work towards.

2-4 Minute animation. This will give you enough time to provide an actual story, and an actual climax/punchline.

Find, and colab with, another voice actor. I'm not saying the voice acting here was particularly bad, but both wizards sound the same, that's a big no-no. You could at-least try to use a difference voice register for each one.

Your animation is fluid, and your art style is... well... your own. Not particularly good, but also not bad. Keep practicing.

I won't criticize your comedy, because that's a matter of personal taste. However, seals slapping men is under no circumstance, 'a good punch line'.

TL;DR: Don't rush to upload an animation within a month of starting. A good animation can take more than 6 months to make! Don't publish something, until you are absolutely SURE that it is done.
Show it to your friends and family before you finish, and listen to their opinions, and make edits accordingly.

Anyway, hope to see more of you in the future.



DBZ - Proctology Academy DBZ - Proctology Academy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Is this in any way inspired by Dr. Goku's show(consultorio del Dr. Goku), by Raul Barrera? Or is there more than 1 person who would like Vegeta to be a proctologist.


Recent Game Reviews


La Pana que Limpia La Pana que Limpia

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Esta chingon. Muy bueno para ser tu primer proyecto.
Me tomo un tiempo empezar porque dices aprietale a la Z para empezar pero en realidad tienes que apretar y sostener la Z. Pero eso no es nada, tu sigue asi y vas a estar haciendo juegos muy buenos en un futuro muy cercano.

Me interesaria colaborar en un proyecto en el futuro. Tu nomas di.


tachu94 responds:

emmm eso es un pequeño problema que descubri recientemente, la verdad si tienes que solamente apretar Z para iniciar, pero como el juego esta aun cargando en esa pantalla mientras pone la musica, no te va a dejar iniciar hasta que este cargado todo

me alegra que lo hayas disfrutado :V


Cookie Clicker Save the World Cookie Clicker Save the World

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Alright... You got me.

Originally I saw the game still under judgement and already on the featured games front page list and I gotta say that rubbed me the wrong way so I came in here to shit on your game, but within seconds I was 100% hooked. I even opened Orteil's version on another tab but I kept using yours because I already had some 'progress'.

So Let's see here, did you do anything new or interesting? No.
The humor was there, I'll give you that, but nothing too new or interesting.

Did you manage to make a captivating and addicting game? Absolutely yes.

So there you go, I'll give you 3 out of 5 stars.
Great execution, you successfully did what you set out to do, but I've seen much better.

That being said, now I wanna go out and make my own idle game. Haha, funny how that works.


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Стрелялка Стрелялка

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

So am I right to assume that this is a multiplayer online game?
It seems like there are no players online and that confuses a lot of people.
I'd say it's a good idea to place a few fake players in the game for when there are no people online.

That way there's always something to shoot at, instead of just emptiness.


Recent Audio Reviews


[BN] - Desert City Ruin [BN] - Desert City Ruin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I felt as though I was alone.
Sitting in the minute, oasis of my own thought. It dried as I continued existing.

Desert city, indeed.

2 entire contributions this year? For the sake of humanity, keep working hard to deliver salvation unto our ears more often.



Kakariko village ( HE ) Kakariko village ( HE )

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Do you honestly need our reviews anymore?

This is as great and grand as any of your other excellent renditions.

The feeling you give to one of the most overdone soundtracks in the history of video-games is quite simply glorious.

It doesn't matter whether you play Kakario Village, or Bolero of Fire, or even Zelda's Lullaby, you always hit the nail right in the head.

Honestly, orchestra has always been the way to listen to Zelda.

Your renditions will live on along with the legend.


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Lonely Bard's Story Lonely Bard's Story

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dear lord that was truly something!
LadyArsenic has a unique voice that went perfect with this melody.
Your additions to the original do not go unnoticed, yet they do not feel like additions at all, it's as if this is the way the original was supposed to be all along.

Anyway, thank-you both for the latest addition to my MP3's infinite playlist.


MaestroRage responds:

Thanks Druidtton! When I heard this track I heard these layers that could exist and they clicked right away without any type of struggling. That's one of the things I most enjoy about LA's work. It lends itself to expansion (while not necessary).

I'm glad you enjoyed the tracks and thanks again for the review!

Recent Art Reviews


The forgotten one The forgotten one

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, of all the things in the art portal this connected with me the most. Look at that beaten up old hero.



Fracture Fracture

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Co-creator of Batman hates bronies, purged,and TARBOY!

You, sir, do nothing but art!
How have you not been scouted already?
You really should upload more to the art portal xD


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Urban Myth Cover Urban Myth Cover

Rated 5 / 5 stars

As with poisonheart, if this were a real comic, I would totally read it, provided the plot revolves around the cool looking half wire-frame half apparently cyborg dude. I'd totally do anything he tells me to. Just saying.


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